Dishola: Reviews by the Dish

About hamburgler

I live in my mom's basement. I play Donkey Kong. What ever happened to the QT Squart? Do you smell that? Who wants to be my girlfriend? Hey, Swayze-How's it going? (What a loser). Anyway, I have the high score. Where's my Motorhead tape? I once punched Harry Knowles in the neck and my hand still smells like it.

Foodie Fetishes

• Recommended Food Safari: Hill-berts on South Lamar. Get the fries, dude.
• And to Drink: Vanilla Shake
• Your Fantasy Tablemates: Bill Shatner. I love the Shat.
• Favorite Cuisine: Ground meat with cheese. And pork fritters. You Johnny Rebs have no idea...
• Last Meal Request: Pizza Hut taco pizza refrigerated overnight and then reheated in the oven. Before you judge me, try it first.
• Favorite Eating Town: Austin, jackass.

Industry Experience

• Host/Hostess
• Waiter/Waitress
• Prep Cook
• Behind the scenes (PR, Accounting, etc...)